Ugh. I have no understanding of my brothers simple mind.
or how some one knows who I am and they don’t know who I am…
But I dont know them either….its weird.
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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awwww.
Oh death, you big softy.
this is why cats have 9 lives
death can only stand it 9 times until he has to take them home with him
*nods*
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Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.
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63 playsPolice Story - Anti-Flag
Patrol man cruising in his car at night
Just looking for some homies he can rough up in a fight
Pulled over 3 kids in a total rage
Next thing that you know there’s bodies all over the place<3